exchange: the duel

The following is an excerpt of an opening IM conversation i had with a friend:

technohype: whatup fly guy

fuzzy boy : nothing much bland man

technohype: that’s cool stale male

fuzzy boy: if you were bulimic, you would be a “hurl girl”

technohype: if you liked anal sex, you’d be a “butt slut”

fuzzy boy: if you were nonexpressive, you would be a “dot-bot”

teknohype: if you rated people with both reproductive organs, you’d be a “hermaphroditic critic”

fuzzy boy conceded.

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