With encouragement from a friend (actually, more like unabashed laughing), I have declared a moratorium on all contemporary slang. I think I’m clever enough to come up with my own system of original catchy slang, which I’m sure other people will emulate and borrow. So, until I compose all this new [selfishcrab]-slang, no more regular common-person slang. I’m special, dammit.

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