dentist visit

Today I went to the dentist for a general check-up. The assistant that cleans the teeth said what seemed like the creepiest thing in the world. Imagine yourself in the dentist chair, staring up at a pale movable light, with a masked portly woman with short cropped brown hair and nervous hands wielding those sharp scraping tools, saying to you: “Wow, you have really beautiful teeth.” Granted, it’s a compliment, but it sure was creepy. I mumbled a “thmph hpew.”

Anyway, so the results of the check-up were abysmal. I have three cavities. yeah. My dental hygiene seems like I’ve spent the past year sucking face with a giant sugar cube. ::sighs::

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