Archive for June, 2002

more happiness

More pleasant news is here. AudioGalaxy, the innovative community-building p2p music-sharing company, has settled their lawsuit with the cute bunnies at RIAA. I never used A/G, but it was known for its excellent underground community as well as a unique interface. Here is a story told by a former programmer.

What irks me about these recent events is the way the Music big-Business is acting. I do not feel like they even comprehend the possibilities the Internet and the proliferation of digital devices offer. As if run by uncreative and narrow-minded idiots, they look at these innovations that have cropped up (such as MP3 technology, P2P sharing, TiVo) and see scary change, possible damage to their dirty distribution system. So in turn, they whip out the lawyers. (Deep pockets and lawyers goes a long way in the United States. I hate that part about this country.)

I think Napster took off the way it did for more reasons than it offered free music. Napster was blisteringly successful because it made music free and easy. Interested in a song or wanted to hear about a band? Type in a name, click, click, next thing you know you’re listening to Chris Carrabba strumming his guitar. Didn’t like a song? Delete it, gone forever; no wasted space or regretted purchase. There was an immediacy that was gratifying about the whole system. To be honest, I think people would have paid once a month to have that sort of awesome access to any music in the world.

What also tears me up is when I hear your favorite respresentive from RIAA say something like, “We just want to ensure the future is a better and legitimate place for our musical artists, and that they are fairly rewarded for their efforts.” That’s fine, except the music industry doesn’t do that at all themselves. The industry is a giant slave house that rakes its artists across the coals with unfair contracts and fixed distribution systems. The only people that make money from music are the shiny men in the suits at the top. For more authoritative sources other than a naive chinese boy who can barely play “Brown-Eyed Girl” on the guitar, see The Problem With Music by Steve Albini, musician and producer of such acts as Nirvana, etc. etc. Also, read Courtney Love’s long and kickass speech at a conference a year or two back.

Listen, I know half of my recent posts seem like crazy-angry-haughty-cynical-talk, but nothing seems right to me anymore. Recent business news have not helped make me feel any easier about our “capitalist” system. I hate feeling helpless and watching the whole world around me Do the Wrong Thing, and then see Time magazine do frigging cover stories on hollywood actors. I think in the next couple days, I’m just going to post every bit of bad news and every bit of evidence of what’s wrong now. But… maybe for my own sanity, I think I’ll avoid topics of foreign affairs again, because situations in Africa and the Middle East are enough to crush any good soul.

yeah, whoopie

FM Radio is dead. You and I both know this. We knew this a while ago. Everyone knows how FM radio stations are just there to push selected music onto us. Radio is just an advertisement for the newest singles. The radio DJ is extinct. No more people with great musical taste showing you cool new bands.. or accompanying your commute home with a guided mix of great songs. Now it’s just people with impressive voices yammering in between the glossy tedium.

In related news, internet radio is also dead. Now, under proper licensing law, all those streaming internet stations you’ve enjoyed have to pay royalties. Read up on it. The world’s going to hell.

I think I’m starting to get darker. The world doesn’t seem to be that pleasant anymore. And it has more to do with the popularity of Britney. I’m starting to realize how the world runs, and I hate it. I think all those assholes and complete dicks you hated in middle school don’t go away. I think they grow up and become those assholes and complete dicks at work, or those bastards in charge of the foulest corporations, or maybe those buttholes who are responsible for every idiotic and careless decision in the past 10 years. Doesn’t anyone care about the greater good? The right answer? It’s all so confusing.

None of this make sense.. because for the first time in a while.. I’m just blabbing. Pure from the head to the keyboard. Because i’m so frigging frustrated with the world. I’ll leave foreign policy for later, but can we stop selling SUVs to suburban communities? And can we tell corporations that they’re not allowed to grow bigger than the universe? Or that they’re not allowed to influence market value, you bloated abominations of Adam Smith’s vision. Can we draft some laws involving the new digital technology that actually makes sense (someone please kill the DMCA)? And will people stop paying attention to the evil, fixed stock market? :sighs:: The future doesn’t look good for any of us. Might as well supersize your fries. It’s a short ride.

response

15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense: “The following list rebuts some of the most common ’scientific’ arguments raised against evolution. It also directs readers to further sources for information and explains why creation science has no place in the classroom.”

Dedicated to [Aaron], an old high school classmate with whom I spent many a lunch period arguing for evolution, in opposition to his absurd Christian beliefs. Christian beliefs don’t have to be absurd, but his were. The Earth was just thousands of years old; God created everything; evolution was complete junk. And a whole lot of other inconsistent things that I think of right now. Ask Moik. He was there with me.

By the way, that link to moik may not be any good. He keeps moving domains. ooh, plug. Need a website built? How would you like to pay NOTHING? Free website design at Armored Duck. Tell them [Crab] sent you.

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what if

If you were dating a model and you wanted to put up pictures of her around your office desk, would you use your own pictures of her that you’ve taken? Or would you use some of the pictures from her modeling shoots? Professional pictures sure are well-done, and beautiful women become even more beautiful when under the lens of a professional photon collector…. but, would it pass? Would your co-workers point and laugh at you, and say you’re just using the picture that came with the frame?

I guess if you were dating a model, you would be worrying less about how to display remembrances of her and more about some rich tightwad asshole stealing her away. To each his own…set of problems.

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dashboard unplugged

FYI, the Dashboard Confessional MTV Unplugged 2.0 is premeiring on today at 8pm on MTV2. Yes, we all that know doing a Dashboard confessional unplugged is idiotic and completely defeats the initial idea behind the Unplugged sessions. MTV Unplugged was cool because you got to see songs stripped down and redone in interesting ways because you were forced to work with only acoustic instrumentation. Look at LL Cool J’s old old school session a while back or Nirvana’s classic unplugged session or Clapton’s Tears in Heaven… but doing Dashboard Confessional unplugged? Uhhh…. you mean Dashboard regular? What’s next, Dave Matthews Band unplugged? Fooey. Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?.

Btw, I was cruising the MTV website after finding the above links… check it out.. they have an “indie” section. Good, just fabulous. How wonderfully consistent. Yes… let me listen to my indie MTV music while I eat my Weight Watchers dessert, right after I serve my suspension for cutting class. ::sighs::

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learning part 2

Here’s a really good explanation of the Internet Protocol (the IP in the TCP/IP) and IP Addresses. If you need an even more detailed explanation, try the original specification for IP, RFC 791. RFC stands for Request for Comment, and all the RFCs are documents specifying the different parts of internet communication. And finally, I understand subnetting and the subnet mask. And I’m writing a quickie report on CIDR, or supernetting, for a co-worker.

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curious george

Today is laundry day. I became aware of this fact as soon as I realized that my last clean pair of boxers were Curious George boxers. Yes, curious george boxers. That is, boxers with various depictions of an inhibitionless monkey wandering into several memorable sticky situations (e.g. “oops, in a hot-air balloon!”, “oops, joined the military!”, “oops, in a strange bar in Chelsea!”). My CG boxers are usually the last to be worn because they are the least comfortable. They weren’t exactly bought for their exquisitely soft craddling of my tea bag; they were bought because they’re funny to look at. AND they glow in the dark! Phosphorolumniscent primates belong on everyone’s boxers.

Yes, I think it’s strange as well to own a pair of Curious George boxers. The very name itself is fishy. Curious George. Heh. Boxers with which to wrap my curious george in. How could the creator of Curious George not notice the name might have connotations? Maybe Curious George was a second choice, forced on him by his ruthless tightfisted editor. Maybe all books are supposed to be about Slappy the Eager Serpent. Hrm.

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getting by

Oof, learning so much. Can hardly keep up with everything. Learn with me. I’m learning about networking and security. To start off, I need to learn about TCP/IP (btw, lots of other good articles at this yale site PC Lube and Tune). Once you got TCP/IP covered, maybe move onto a little packet sniffing:
here and here. If you ever run into a computer term or acronym you’re not familiar with, check out Google’s new Glossary (beta). It searches the web for definitions. It works on almost anything. Fantabulous.

day 2…

Ugh.. another early morning. This is killing me. Depart early, arrive home late, and then repeat for 5/7th’s of the week?? Who invented this “full-time work”?! No wonder Americans are so screwy. Everyone’s on an unnecessarily grueling schedule. What a terrible idea. People need their free time. I’ll blog more later when I’m not AS TIRED AS A FRIGGIN’ PACK MULE.

Oh yeah, and happy birthday Mandovi. Much love from the [selfish crab]-blog. Don’t get too old. Cuz then women start to get all bitchy and saggy. And then they eventually become asexual librarians.

little crab goes to work

No, I did not stay up til 6am. I, in fact, just woke up. It’s my first day of work at my new summer job. Wee, my first full time job. Little [selfish crab] is all grown up.

boobies on the tubie

I like television. I’ll admit it. When I’m home from school, I plop myself onto the comfy swervy chair and flip on the good ol’ tele. I watch television for three things. One, for information. Watching TV for information is like walking for terminal diseases, but I like to salvage what I can. History channel and TLC are key. Second, for inspiration. I like music videos. Not the ten second clips of MTV’s Total Request Live, but the quality picks of MTV2. I can hardly believe the two stations are owned by the same network. I like watching how people combine the visual with the aural. Thirdly, for the hot people.

Some uncelebrated genius long ago figured out that pretty people sell things, and if you watch the right channels (basic cable, ahem) you can get an eyeful. And let me tell you, beautiful people are entertaining. They can stand, and walk, and even blink. They sometimes even shake things that normal people can’t shake. They also sometimes talk. But I usually mute it when they do that.

Where are all the beautiful babies? If you are a beautiful baby and would like to meet [Selfish Crab], star of the [Selfish Crab] Blog, please see the contact information to your left. Thank you.

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Oh yeah, Happy June. Let the summer time commence. Don’t forget the warm weather.

tan

This NY Times article (reg req’ed) about the current popularity of tan skin completely misses a big point. Maybe it’s not tan skin that’s in, but more obviously, it’s brown skin. That is, not white skin. Perhaps the rule of beauty isn’t skinny pale white people anymore but..um… skinny asian people. Go asian people.

I seem to read a lot of the Times. I like that paper. They always do things the right way. Want a link? fine. Portraits of Courage: their touching look at many of the wtc victims. Indefinitely archived, I think.