While eating at Mcdonald’s (34th st one): Everything’s more expensive in the city, even a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. Here, it costs a whopping $5.69 (for medium!). Right, but consider the Dollar Menu. They can’t mark up that price at all. All items there have to be a dollar, whether you’re in NYC McDonald’s or Idaho McDonald’s. This is it! We’ve found the loophole. We got Ronald McDonald by the balls. We can buy dollar items and get true eating value for them.
Then I realized, well, they can just give you less than they would elsewhere. The McValue drink becomes five sips. The McValue fries is reduced to just five. The $1 Big-N-Tasty is, well, neither. Those bastards. We can never win.
Upon seeing three hot girls in the subway: I couldn’t tell if they were hot.. or if their jeans were just too tight. Well, regardless, they were way too middle school.
After thinking that last thought: I think I spend too much of my days thinking of puns and quips.
# 2002 Nov 5
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