Archive for November, 2003

a Google allegory

About a month ago, Google came to campus for a ACM-sponsored Tech Talk. It was a fun talk, but being a big fan of the company, I was aware of most of the issues and anecdotes the guy spoke about. At the end, they gave out these great Google T-shirts that had the multi-colored Google logo on the front and the “I’m feeling lucky” button on the back.

I happened to be standing in the right place at the right time, and was one of the first people to receive t-shirts. This gave me the pick of the litter. I asked for a Large, got my t-shirt and left, proud of my fortune.

Later that night, when I tried on the shirt, I noticed they had given me an XL by accident. The t-shirt was much too big for me. Another way of looking at it, I was not big enough to fill out the shirt they had given me. It was a sad moment of realization.

In related news, I received the following email the other day.

From: resume-thanks@google.com

Subject: Thank you

We received your resume and would like to thank you for your interest in Google. After carefully reviewing your experience and qualifications, we have determined that we do not have a position available which is a strong
match at this time…

… and you know how this story ends.

Easier to read

The other day, I went and tried to actually read my blog, and it was not an enjoyable experience. Not the content, mind you, that stuff’s brilliant, but the layout and the text spacing made my squint and strain.

So I tweaked the stylesheet, adding some spacing between lines (”line-height: 150%;”) and some spacing between paragraphs. Also, has anyone noticed my colors are ass? I’m going to try to tweak those, too. Who the hell puts black text on light blue???

If only bureaucracy were a virtue

I don’t know if the Spectator did this on purpose, but yesterday they had two articles concerning crappy Columbia University websites. There was one about the community compalints of the Neighbors website, and the other about the dismal state of the Columbia Athletics site.

The Neighbors website is actually very decent. It has a clean look and the information seems timely and well organized. The community complaints cited in the article seem to say that some people effectively want a Neighbors blog. Heh.

The Columbia Athletics site, on the other hand, is a fucking mess. Take a whiff, it’s rotting HTML. Content wise, there are many story updates and a good number of statistics, but design-wise, it’s 1996 all over again. The worse part about this is that the Athletics department actually has money, unlike all the other departments on campus (no, really). I hope they find the time to hire some Computer Science student in the College and let them make a new template.

In terms of Columbia websites in general, Columbia does not have its shit together enough to have a consistent and coherent web experience. Quality of sites vary wildly, depending mostly on whose running their department. Compare this slick template with this gem. (okay, they’re both barnard.edu so it’s not a fair example; I just wanted to show you that beauty of a page).

The opposite of Columbia would be MIT. MIT’s homepage has a different design everyday, as according to fanciful community submissions or through the “spotlight“, which highlights and features a different aspect of MIT life everyday (from an upcoming culture show to a professor’s research.) To have such an open community-based system that is capable of daily updates is a clear marker of Having Your Shit Together (HYST principle?) .

Our homepage looks amateurish and unkept compared to even Yale , our chief applicant rival. It is in sore need of an redesign.

friendship

After making plans to see Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead on campus in the Lerner Black Box theatre:

fuzzy boy: alright.

radish: so i think i’m a bit flexible

fuzzy boy: so. it’s settled.

fuzzy boy: let’s trade cell numbers

fuzzy boy: (917) 555 8321

radish: (917) 555 8095

fuzzy boy: you got it

fuzzy boy: okay i gotta go now

radish: relationship upgraded

election day

The “rock the vote” rhetoric of the past couple days is getting on my nerves. The mantra “Every vote counts” is technically true, but in practice, complete bullshit. In the last presidential race, the turnout was little over 100 million people (source). My one vote influenced the outcome by 0.0000001%. I am clearly insignificant.

This holds true even in a close election. Let’s say we have a tie in the election for mayor of NYC: 1,000,000 to 1,000,000. It’s easy to think your vote is significant; it could swing the outcome! But your vote only appears to do more because it turns on a binary, elected or not-elected. Your vote is still worth the same tiny fraction of the decision-making power. If you like, you can also consider that your tie-breaker vote would be effectively nullfied if some other shmuck had decided to show up and vote that day.

On a side note, I think certain close elections should be declared a draw. For example: the last presidential race, where the difference in the popular vote was little more than 500,000 votes (source). 500,000 votes out of 100,000,000 total votes is about 0.5%. We have voting systems (punch cards, levered booths) that estimate their voting error to be about 2% (source; I low-balled it for argument’s sake). Effectively, in this fake election, we have a tie. We cannot determine a winner because the “noise” from the error rate obscures the true difference in votes-received.

So far, I have been ignoring the presidential electoral process that we actually use: the electoral college system. This system makes your vote worth even less. A civics primer: once a candidate has a simple majoirty in a state, that state’s entire electoral votes effectively go to that candidate. Say Gore beats Bush in New Jersey 1,800,000 to 1,300,000 (he did). 499,999 of those votes are wasted because all Gore needs is 1,300,001 to beat Bush. Once a majority is reached, additional votes do not continue to contribute to a candidate’s “winning-ness”.

All this analysis is essentially a reaction to a lot of the rhetoric and talk that usually floats around this time of the year. I have been wanting to get this off my chest ever since people have been bugging me to vote. I do not appreciate being bombarded with platitudes that do not stand up to my own simple-minded scrutiny.

It might be best to leave this post on a uplifting note. The question comes forward: If my vote is so worthless, what the hell is voting good for? Yes, your single vote is clearly insignificant. The key lies in that a big group of many insignificant votes adds up to one helluva significant vote. Candidates know this; they rely on big block votes to move them into office. But if the masses matter more, how can the average individual citizen affect his government?

This is the punchline. At the core of the democractic process lies open debate and discussion. You influence the world by turning to your neighbor and engaging in conversation. For example, “Do you like the way Bush has handled the world community?” When all is said and done, everyone retreats to their voting booth and takes that final step in the democractic process: the vote. If you are not actively involved in the debate and discussion, your vote rings hollow. However, if you can share your views and align 10 people to them, you have just increased your influence by an order of magnitude.

That said, with the 2004 presidential election officially looming, I hope to begin to engage my peers in a discussion about who is fit to be president and what direction we want to take this dumb country. Won’t you please join me?