Meat Flies
This past week, my office has been infested with swarms of flies. In order to survive, I slowly learned how to stalk and kill flies quickly and efficiently. My technique is unparalleled. The other day I killed 7 flies.
But they kept coming. We had some exterminator come in and take a look. This is where I learned the most disgusting term I have ever heard. He took one glance and announced that we had “meat flies”. He said that they were too big to be “vegetable flies” in that ours were most likely being born from dead animal carcasses nearby.
Mm. Tasty.