Everyday, I have to confront the garbage can in the kitchen:

Me: Garbage can, you ain’t so full yet. You ain’t full at all.

Garbage can: ….

Me: Mmm hm, that’s right. I can fit more garbage in you. You don’t need to be taken outside yet.

Garbage can: ….

Me: Look at this. Look at this. I am pushing you down. Down down down. Compact and happy, that’s what you are. Whatchu got to say about that?

Garbage can: ….

Me: That’s what I thought.

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