with liberty and mobility for all
Damn you Windows Media Player. Why must your Shuffle button be so non obvious? Because of you, the Dean’s first notice of my existence is me botching a playback of audio clips in jest of his voice and personality.
On the way to absolution, I will post the clips (but not now because WordPress’s file-upload feature is a suckhole. now up.) If you were wondering: to create them, the text (written by someone else, punched up by me) are fed into AT&T’s demo of their text-to-speech technology.
Update: see after the jump for the files.