lifeguard story
Scene 1
Person 1: We need a new lifeguard. Can you swim?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: Yeah, I’ve been swimming steadily and regularly for two years.
Person 1: Ok great. Oh by the way, can you go to this meeting with Central Underwater Integrity Team about pool cleaning?
Scene 2
Setting: meeting about pool cleaning.
Other people: Hi, okay, so we were told that you have no lifeguard and that we should take over. How big is your pool? Can you give Jim keys to all the locker rooms?
Person 2: What???
March 18th, 2006 at 19:29
How big is your pool?
How big do you think our pool is? Cause however big you think it is, it’s bigger.
. . . .
Can you give Jim keys to all the locker rooms?
Is Jim a certified member of the Mammoth Sucking and Cleaning Engine union or the Royal Handbroom Custodian Trade guild? Cause, y’know, we can’t have just any yahoo running around the locker rooms.
March 19th, 2006 at 19:38
Ha! Wow you are so creative.