Re: unhappy
I got my first memorandum due tomorrow and I am floored at my quill’s impotence. Is this Gandhi’s India all over again? All I have is 1 incomplete outline and 2 sentences typed, and my classmates are complaining of trying to squeeze down their memos into the 4-page limit.
I’ll spell it out for you. It’s been a blue day. I bailed school after 4 because I couldn’t stand the thought of another long night deep in that building’s gut, the library. Or the prospect of more awkward moments with my classmates. Do these people even like me??? I’m so uncomfortable all day.
I hope my negativity doesn’t seep into this memo. Here’s what I got so far, you decide:
To: Associate
Re: Smith v MantoyaThe client is fucked. So his kid was killed by an errant arrow shot by an alcoholic. Big whoop. The viable legal recourse is sucking it up like a man.
Best,
Grumps
Sigh. Why are there no more Newcastles in the fridge?