Reason to avoid law school #218

Last night I dreamt I was enrolled in a 2-credit course in Family Law, had completely forgotten about it, and missed the final exam.  I woke up, sweating and shaken.  I logged online and double-checked the registrar’s website.  Just. to. make. fucking sure.

Never would I imagine that the very thought of inadvertent truancy could so terrorize my slumber.


  • john Says:

    ok: [crab]? you need a vacation, my friend.

  • Selfish Crab Says:

    You have no idea. I had another such dream. This time, inexplicably, for a calculus class. A friend told me these are known as “performance-anxiety dreams”, and I have never had one before in my life.

  • Nilima Says:

    i’ve had the same dream in my college days and i woke up with a stomach ache and reconfirmed all my registered classes and exam dates.

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