happy new years

May ten thousand of your wishes come true in a most humble fashion!

May your career rise like bubbles in a moist wind!

May happiness explode over your face like a silly cream pie!

Good health to your body’s self!

May, if you wish it, your nether-fields be fertile and borne of bright-eyed children; or, if wished otherwise, may your loins be fiery yet arid!

Luck and prosperity to your bloodline!

A source of hydration never farther than two strides away!

And, finally, snazzy shoes.

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