cover letter

Hello. I go to law school. I talk like this. I am special and have abilities. Please hire me. Regards, Randy Robot.

Really, I want to write this cover letter in rhymed couplets. Under a motif of a rose’s thorn. In other words, as a prick.

One Comment

  • Nilima Says:

    i wish i could write cover letters the same way.

    Hi – I’m Nilima. I want a job in New York. I will be on time and willing to stay late. I don’t miss deadlines and I’m smart. Hire me. K – thanks.

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