I met many new people since law school started. Girls mostly, I admit, but this is merely congruent with my convivial nature. I am surprised to report that never in my life have I been deemed “mean” (or its hysterical cousin, “asshole”) so often or so repeatedly. “Douchebag” gets an alarming number of plays. Maybe I am meeting a disproportionate amount of women with fragile psyches or damaged emotional cores. I tip-toe quietly on moccasins through the eggshell fields and yet here I am, a jerk.

Feel free to comment on your own sightings of Meanie Crab.


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