how’s law school

Today, one of my more outlandish classmates accused me of having “soft nipples.” I scoffed and denied the charge, though I am unsure what exactly was being asked of me. Perhaps it was yet more legal jingo jango [that’s the legal term for “jargon.” -Ed]. I can’t imagine what a term such as “soft nipples” might mean. Was she commenting on my passive tendencies? My dim belly-fire? Perhaps it was a remark aimed at my generosity, my ample teat of charity, my ready wellspring of positivity?

I pressed the issue. She made an obscene gesture with her hands and her bust, and cackled fiendishly while walking away. Law school is a great place to meet new “people”.

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