prediction of predilections

Readers, please pause the flood of incredulous letters.  I am a plausible sex symbol.  A feasible feast of the eyes.   I am, in fact, blossoming before your very eyes.   In two years’ time, I just may become  New York City’s Most Eligible Bachelor with an Unchiseled Midsection (it’s an abdomen of raw marble, really.)   My techniques are fine-tuned and masterful, and a best-selling Scrab’s Guide to Seduction is coming to a B&N near you.
Watch out.

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