On topics far from my horizon

Both of these links crossed my desk today, from two different sources:

These articles, in conjunction with the onslaught of wedding invites, betrothal toasts, and childbirths, have put a stutter in my step. Readers, I need little reminder of my social and emotional retardation. Nonetheless, I shall plod forth, steadfast in my most sincere belief and complete conviction that I shall blossom into New York City’s most eligible bachelor.

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