Asia Travelogue: A moment in Asia (Clam fuck)
Scene: six people in a mini-van riding from one Balinese marketplace to another.
“I just saw a guy with a tshirt that said ‘CLAM FUCK’.”
“It said what??”
“Clam fuck. Big letters. Clam. Fuck”.
“I don’t understand. What’s that mean?”
“Maybe they’re just random English words on a shirt.”
“I don’t know if I have even heard ‘clam’ used as a slang word before.”
“I have.”
“For what?”
“Ya know. A vagina.”
“Did he just say ‘vagina’?”
“Yes, he did.”
“Vaginas? As in they smell like clams?”
“Okay, I don’t know where you guys have been diving…”
End scene.