Asia Travelogue: A moment in Asia (Clam fuck)

Scene: six people in a mini-van riding from one Balinese marketplace to another.

“I just saw a guy with a tshirt that said ‘CLAM FUCK’.”

“It said what??”

“Clam fuck. Big letters. Clam. Fuck”.

“I don’t understand. What’s that mean?”

“Maybe they’re just random English words on a shirt.”

“I don’t know if I have even heard ‘clam’ used as a slang word before.”

“I have.”

“For what?”

“Ya know. A vagina.”

“Did he just say ‘vagina’?”

“Yes, he did.”

“Vaginas? As in they smell like clams?”

“Okay, I don’t know where you guys have been diving…”

End scene.

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