how’s barbri: a guzman weekend
The weekend following the 6-hour simulated exam, BAR/BRI instructor Ray Guzman goes over all 200 questions, one by one. It takes 12 hours, over 2 days. He is colorful in ways more than his dermal shade of sunkist-orange. A sampling:
- “If you go through all the answer choices, and they all are ‘wrong’, you are in deep shit.”
- The 9 Stages of Drunkenness, by which “you may already be familiar through the literature or through personal experience” :
1. You are the smartest S.O.B. individual out drinking that evening.
2. Witty & Charming
3. You are the handsomest/prettiest person out that night.
4. Rich & Powerful
6. Fuck dinner
7. Disco King