wedding success
I’m going to keep this one for myself. Not much more needed.
But since this is Selfish Crab’s Egocentric Temple of Betterment and Emporium of Cheap Puns, the text of my speech, which brought down the house, is included below. Special thanks to everyone that helped, especially S Pal, Hag, and KKA, who dealt with furious drafting at 1 AM on the eve.