Someone recently brought to my attention a video entitled “School dances sure have changed” which has many nuances I would like to enumerate now. First there is the innocent beginning: a headmaster of sorts calls for attention, preps the participants, then lets them fly. Then the Great Pair-Off. We soak in the couples, the mis-matches, the giggling girls and the dead-serious boys. Camera pans to the left: a pretty princess on the floor. There is a parental proxy out of pity. An awkward pairing forced. The parental assist as one is worked against the wall. Then the climax: a triple-wall pinning. This video has floored me.