Archive for August, 2010

Things I Learned 2010-08

  • A “Fata Morgana” is an unusual and very complex form of mirage. [source: a google map without the map]
  • How angler fish reproduce: Step 1) small male angler fish nibbles at much larger female.  Step 2) biting releases enzyme in female which dissolves the male’s lips and eventual entire body, resulting in male being fused to the female;  Step 3) nothing remain but a pair of gonads, which release sperm in reaction to hormones from the female. Wow. [source: very excellent comic illustrating the same.]
  • The Incans ruled their vast empire entirely without the use of a written language. Instead, they are believed to have used a system of knotted quilts called Quipus. [source]
  • Why Washington Post Company isn’t in deep shit like the other newspapers: they own Kaplan Test Prep, i.e. golden magical cash cow. [source]
  • It is extremely rare to see any Chinese man wearing a green hat because the Chinese term for “cuckold” is literally translated to “wearing a green hat” (戴綠帽, dài lǜ mào). [source]  Sometimes it is better if you do not ask how I get here.
  • Because of the extreme risks, Apollo program astronauts were uninsurable. So to provide for their families in case of death, they autographed postcards known as “insurance covers” whose value would go up if they died. [source]
  • This weeks’ Adventure in Wikipedia: an article about something you had no idea about, but could have been involved with anyway: Handkerchief code.
  • adenoidal - exhibiting the characteristics (as snoring, mouth breathing, and voice nasality) of one affected with abnormally enlarged adenoids [source]

VIEW DISCRETION: Spider Want Food

VIEW DISCRETION: Spider on the porch, originally uploaded by selfish crab.

I love nature.  This large spider web was found in my house’s porch, right by the door. Huge web, huge spider saran-wrapping a lady bug.

THEN, I found a stink bug nearby and threw it on the web to see what would happen…

“Anxiety is a future that hasn’t happened yet, but makes no other future seem possible.”
- Rosencrans Baldwin, from his very excellent publishing diary written leading up to the release of his debut novel.

In case you missed it, Adobe Flash is finally available for mobile devices, four months after the release of the iPad.  For all that talk about Apple “blocking” Flash from the iPad (and Apple being a freedom-hating arrogant bully),  how do you “block” something that’s not available anywhere?

patent of the month

Patent of the month: ”Reusable strapless backless bra” [Google Patents].  This is actually now the subject of a patent infringement lawsuit between Frilly Jilly LLC and Coconut Grove Intimates. You cannot make this up.

I find all the Figures to be very illuminating, in fact:

Every pregnancy announcement inspires some arithmetic. Pervert.

Claim: Facebook Privacy Policy is Longer than U.S. Constitution

Background: Facebook has experienced some rather negative press so far this year with regards to privacy concerns. At the apex, the newspapers began harping on the complexity of Facebook’s privacy settings, and noted that the privacy policy had grown longer than even the U.S. Constitution. The NYTimes even devoted an infographic to this fact. Other people picked up on this, and now newspapers now routinely use that statement as shorthand for Facebook’s privacy troubles. But is it valid?

While it is true that the total word count of the original U.S. Constitution is about 4,440 (compared to the Facebook policy’s over 5,000), these numbers do not count the subsequent Constitutional amendments, e.g. the Bill of Rights. If added, the word count f the Constitution raises to nearly 7,000. So already, this is a qualified comparison.

The longer-than-the-Constitution claim is intended to connote the degree of legal complexity in the Facebook privacy policy. If the Facebook policy document is longer than the document granting authority for the supreme law of the United States of America, surely the policy doc is overly complex and incomprehensible, right? Well, no. The United States Constitution is the shortest constitution of any country in the world. [source: wikipedia]. Its brevity, in fact, is a source of pride and marvel among constitutional scholars, that something so powerful and so enduring can be kept in a small printed copy in one’s jacket pocket, as the late Senator Byrd did.

Compare that this to state constitutions. (Each state passes its own constitution that dictates the rights, rules, and framework of the state government for the operation of the state. e.g., California recently amended theirs to restrict marriage.) The average State constitution runs at over 23,000 words. Alabama’s has over 300,000 words! (Note, counter-point: a fact-filled discussion of state constitution length.)

As such, as the U.S. Constitution cannot be considered a long document apt for comparison, this is an intellectually dishonest claim, made without consideration of context, and made for sensationalism. A better comparison would have been the length of HIPAA policies, I think. Look, I only nitpick because we are motherfucking adults, capable of thought and reason, who should know better dammit. Be intellectually honest. Consider context. Qualify generously.

The older I get, the more insufferable my Facebook news feed becomes. It used to be amusing and light-heartened. But now it is only worth reading if you enjoy wanking to a NY Times’ Weddings slash Conde Nast Traveler section.