on relationships

If you are a man, and you find yourself suddenly owning a “butter dish”, whose sole purpose is to contain and display a stick of butter in a mature and age appropriate manner, SURPRISE, check yourself, because you are in a relationship.

CRAB WUZ HEA.

If you find yourself suddenly, without your consent, owning what I can only describe as a “cupcake candelabrum”, which holds up a multitude of cupcakes in a varied and spaced-apart manner, in the air, then congratulations, you are married.

CRAB WUZ HEA.

2 Comments

  • saisai Says:

    Where do single boys keep their butter?

    • photographic crab Says:

      I believe butter comes in a free box when you purchase it, no?

      You are correct though. I lack homemaking sense and skills. In fact, I barely can barely make a home out of the doghouse I am currently residing in…

Leave a Reply