on nature conservation
The giant panda should be allowed to go extinct. What kind of animal needs to be actively coaxed to mate and reproduce even in captivity AND has diet that comprises 99% of the time of bamboo, which the giant panda cannot even process correctly because it lacks the organs to digest so much grass, meaning it derives little nutrition or energy from it? This creature is a disgrace to the Bear family. Plus, what’s with the hamburglar fur? Is that a genuine Darwinian adaptation or an RNA joke? Nothing about this animal screams “finely-tuned genetic superstar deserving of perpetuation.”
Giant panda, let’s face it, you are a waste of conservation money. You are better off butchered and made into steaks because holy shit, you are essentially grass-fed bear, and that sounds delicious.
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