white christmas
So, it turns out that,
for all its charm and mythos,
White Christmases are
terribly inconvenient for the adult population.
You children and your candyland dreams
better enjoy it now.
Archive for December, 2010
present
This morning, my father woke me up and told me the downstairs computer has a spyware/trojan on it. And that’s how I spent my wintry wonderland of a weekend.
Merry Christmas, all.
not so great columbians
Yowza, not a good week to be working the PR desk at Alma Mater:
- Five Columbia Students in Custody After Drug Bust – for allegedly selling weed, E, coke, and Adderall. Selling $11,000 is hardly a “drug ring” though.
- Columbia Professor Charged with Incest – charged with one count of incest in the third degree, allegedly with his 24-yr-old daughter.
Bye November
November came and went, and I have nothing to show for it. No next Great Asian-American novel was written, and in its place is instead a meager competence at playing Starcraft II, where anonymous Koreans pummel me and teenagers openly mock me. Awesome. Encouraging emails from NaNoWriMo were directed unread to the trash can. Blog neglected. When I actually started watching webcasts of professional Starcraft matches, I knew I was in trouble.
Dear friend,
I remembered that today was your birthday because it’s always on World AIDS Day. Happy birthday!
Xoxo,
crab