The weather in the bay area has been 72 and sunny all week, and apparently it’s like this all year long. What kind of absurd place is this? No wonder every California kid I’ve ever met in NYC is butter soft, always complaining about stupid shit like how it’s raining, or how winter is cold. I would never raise a kid in weather like this; it would like rearing a child in a zero gravity environment: once they try to step out of the airlock, they crumple. That’s why so many kids are california lifers; their weak ass constitution would betray them the moment they crossed state lines.

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