It’s rather misleading that anyone featured in a pornographic film is instantly referred to as a “porn star.” I mean, isn’t there a hierarchy of fame, like in the non-fucking show business? There’s got to be C-level porn actors and actresses, and then you have your Daniel-Day-Lewis-level genuine porn stars out there. Consider that next time you uncover your high school teacher’s past. Ask yourself, are they really a porn star? Or did they just make 700 bucks, that one time, on a Thursday afternoon, betwixt sound life decisions?