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		<title>Dan Aykroyd on SNL</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 19:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In last night&#8217;s Saturday Night Live, Dan Aykroyd appeared in one of the episode&#8217;s many cameos.  Notice behind him on the shelf, are bottles of his own Crystal Head Vodka.  I&#8217;m assuming that product placement was a part of the price for agreeing to appear. Aykroyd has a keen interest in the paranormal, as evidenced [...]]]></description>
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<p>In last night&#8217;s Saturday Night Live, Dan Aykroyd appeared in <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/465345">one of the episode&#8217;s many cameos</a>.  Notice behind him on the shelf, are bottles of his own Crystal Head Vodka.  I&#8217;m assuming that product placement was a part of the price for agreeing to appear.</p>
<p>Aykroyd has a keen interest in the paranormal, as evidenced by this serious, joke-free commercial for his Crystal Head Vodka:</p>
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		<title>hyperbole</title>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2013/03/03/hyperbole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2013 05:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s rather misleading that anyone featured in a pornographic film is instantly referred to as a &#8220;porn star.&#8221; I mean, isn&#8217;t there a hierarchy of fame, like in the non-fucking show business?  There&#8217;s got to be C-level porn actors and actresses, and then you have your Daniel-Day-Lewis-level genuine porn stars out there.  Consider that next time [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s rather misleading that anyone featured in a pornographic film is instantly referred to as a &#8220;<a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/02/19/porn_star_database_study_what_10_000_porn_stars_tell_us_about_sex_on_screen.html">porn star</a>.&#8221; I mean, isn&#8217;t there a hierarchy of fame, like in the non-fucking show business?  There&#8217;s got to be C-level porn actors and actresses, and then you have your Daniel-Day-Lewis-level genuine porn stars out there.  Consider that next time you uncover your high school teacher&#8217;s <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/stacie-halas-teacher-dism_n_1543480.html">past</a>.   Ask yourself, are they really a porn star?  Or did they just make 700 bucks, that one time, on a Thursday afternoon, betwixt sound life decisions?</p>
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		<title>Things I Learned 2013-02</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 06:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Selfish Crab</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Under Icelandic law, a baby may only be given a name from an official list of 3,000+ approved baby names (which fit icelandic grammar and pronunciation rules).  [src] epiphenomenon &#8211; n. a secondary phenomenon accompanying another and caused by it; specifically : a secondary mental phenomenon that is caused by and accompanies a physical phenomenon but has no causal [...]]]></description>
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<li>Under Icelandic law, a baby may only be given a name from an official list of 3,000+ approved baby names (which fit icelandic grammar and pronunciation rules).  [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/icelandic-girl-fights-her-own-name-074758814.html">src</a>]</li>
<li><em>epiphenomenon</em> &#8211; <em>n.</em> a secondary phenomenon accompanying another and caused by it; <em>specifically</em> <strong>:</strong> a secondary mental phenomenon that is caused by and accompanies a physical phenomenon but has no causal influence itself.  [<a href="http://www.worldcrunch.com/culture-society/my-father-039-s-quot-eviscerated-quot-work-son-of-hobbit-scribe-j.r.r.-tolkien-finally-speaks-out/hobbit-silmarillion-lord-of-rings/c3s10299/#.UOzgDOT7KdI">via</a>]</li>
<li>More than one swan is referred to collective as &#8220;a lamentation of swans&#8221; [<a href="http://herbweb.org/animals-collective-nouns.html">src</a>]</li>
<li><em>&#8220;Venery&#8221;</em> has two very different meanings  (definition #1 &#8211;  <em>n.</em> the art, act, or practice of hunting;  definition #2 &#8211; <em>n.</em>  the pursuit of or indulgence in sexual pleasure) or exactly the same meanings, I guess. [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_collective_nouns">via</a>]</li>
<li>The most common hypothesis for the cause of motion sickness is that it functions as a defense mechanism against neurotoxins.  Motion felt but not seen is being interpreted as a hallucination (e.g., caused by some toxic berries), therefore let&#8217;s vomit. [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_sickness#Simulation_sickness">src</a>]</li>
<li>Mississippi ratified the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution thereby abolishing slavery in&#8230; 1995.  [<a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/02/thanks-lincoln-mississippi-has-finally-ratified-thirteenth-amendment/62231/">via</a>]</li>
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		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2013/02/25/2760/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 06:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Awl: Why Times Square Needs a McWorld - a suggestion for a flagship McDonald&#8217;s in Times Square that serves food from all the different McDonald&#8217;s menus from around the world.  Fast food localizations is one of my favorite parts of travel.   Man, to be able to get a McVeggie&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/giant-mcdonalds-times-square">The Awl: Why Times Square Needs a McWorld</a> - a suggestion for a flagship McDonald&#8217;s in Times Square that serves food from all the different McDonald&#8217;s menus from around the world.  Fast food localizations is one of my favorite parts of travel.   Man, to be able to get a McVeggie&#8230;</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 05:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Verge: &#8220;I used Google Glass: the future, but with monthly updates&#8221; But I walked away convinced that this wasn’t just one of Google’s weird flights of fancy. The more I used Glass the more it made sense to me; the more I wanted it. If the team had told me I could sign up [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Verge: <a href="http://www.theverge.com/2013/2/22/4013406/i-used-google-glass-its-the-future-with-monthly-updates">&#8220;I used Google Glass: the future, but with monthly updates&#8221;</a></p>
<blockquote><p>But I walked away convinced that this wasn’t just one of Google’s weird flights of fancy. The more I used Glass the more it made sense to me; the more I wanted it. If the team had told me I could sign up to have my current glasses augmented with Glass technology, I would have put pen to paper (and money in their hands) right then and there. And it’s that kind of stuff that will make the difference between this being a niche device for geeks and a product that everyone wants to experience.</p>
<p>After a few hours with Glass, I’ve decided that the question is no longer ‘if,’ but ‘when?’</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ll believe it when I see it.  Google has a horrendous track record with selling hardware, or selling anything, actually, to consumers.  See, Google TV which nearly <a href="http://www.theverge.com/2011/07/28/google-tv-update-logitech-revue-boxes-returned-sold-q1-price-dropping-99/">wrecked Logitech</a> and spawned this <a href="http://www.hdtvexpert.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Sony-Google-TV-Remote-CU-Image-8.jpg">amazing TV remote</a>; or Google Nexus Q, the streaming music device, which got <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/28/technology/google-and-others-give-manufacturing-in-the-us-a-try.html">press for being manufactured in the USA</a>, but was <a href="http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2012/07/nexus-q-launch-delayed-indefinitely-no-longer-available-for-pre-order/">shitcanned</a> before a single unit shipped.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, this kind of technology in widespread use would be transformative.  And I cannot think of a better company to be leading the push. A company whose business model is selling advertisers access to your personal behavioral profile now wants to be integrated into your eyeball, complete put a personal video camera.   WHERE DO I SIGN UP</p>
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		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2013/02/20/2756/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Selfish Crab</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rob Walker: Let&#8217;s Make A Mark: &#8230; we need a new punctuation mark that resides in the emotional range between the just-the-facts period and the whoop-to-do excitability of the exclamation point. While the new mark would clearly signal positivity, it would save us from communicating with the unhinged emotionality of a note slipped between junior-high students. The [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://observatory.designobserver.com/robwalker/feature/lets-make-a-mark/37679/">Rob Walker: Let&#8217;s Make A Mark</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230; we need a new punctuation mark that resides in the emotional range <em>between</em> the just-the-facts period and the whoop-to-do excitability of the exclamation point. While the new mark would clearly signal positivity, it would save us from communicating with the unhinged emotionality of a note slipped between junior-high students.</p></blockquote>
<p>The proposed icon looks like a stick figure playing with a mirror.  At least they didn&#8217;t give it a name like the &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang">interrobang</a>&#8220;.  Also, doesn&#8217;t the emoticon smiley face emoticon serve this exact purpose?  e.g., <em>Thanks =)  Congrats =)  See you soon =)  </em></p>
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		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2013/01/11/2745/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 01:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That age where complaining about having too much hair approaches complaining about having too much money.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That age where complaining about having too much hair approaches complaining about having too much money.</p>
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		<title>Things I Learned 2012-12</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 20:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Selfish Crab</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shakespeare&#8217;s Sonnet 151 is considered one of the dirtier sonnets. (wiki) Asians have the longest torsos relative to their body size. [WE WILL TAKE IT. -Ed.] (via) The maximum prison sentence you can get in Norway is 21 years, war crimes and genocide notwithstanding. (via) Although, after which you can be preventively detained for 5 years at a [...]]]></description>
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<li>Shakespeare&#8217;s Sonnet 151 is considered one of the dirtier sonnets. (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonnet_151">wiki</a>)</li>
<li>Asians have the longest torsos relative to their body size. <em>[WE WILL TAKE IT. -Ed.]</em> (<a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2012/08/09/158448224/olympic-bodies-they-just-dont-make-them-like-they-used-to?ps=view&amp;ec=mostpopular">via</a>)</li>
<li>The maximum prison sentence you can get in Norway is 21 years, war crimes and genocide notwithstanding. (<a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/08/a-different-justice-why-anders-breivik-only-got-21-years-for-killing-77-people/261532/ ">via</a>) Although, after which you can be preventively detained for 5 years at a time, so the man that massacred an island full of teens is probably never going to be freed. (<a href="http://blogs.loc.gov/law/2011/09/terror-trial-and-justice-in-norway/">via</a>)</li>
<li><em>ineluctable</em> &#8211; adj. Unable to be resisted or avoided; inescapable (<a href="http://www.economist.com/node/21560866">via</a>)</li>
<li>TIP: You can remotely roll down your car windows by double tapping and holding the unlock button on the key-fob remote (on certain car models).  (<a href="http://autos.yahoo.com/news/how-to-instantly-lower-your-car-windows-with-the-key-remote.html">via</a>)</li>
<li><em>cornpone &#8211; adj. Informal - </em>Folksy and homespun, as in manner or speech: a penchant for cornpone humor; cornpone political prose. (<a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_breakfast_table/features/2012/_2012_democratic_national_convention/bill_clinton_s_speech_in_charlotte_gave_the_democrats_and_barack_obama_exactly_what_they_needed_.html">via</a>)</li>
<li>&#8220;playa foot&#8221; &#8211; colloquially refers to a chemical burn on soles of feet due to exposure to alkali dust.  As found in Black Rock dessert (i.e., La Playa) where Burning Man is held. (<a href="http://www.burningman.com/preparation/event_survival/playa_foot.html#.UElTryIV_Eo">via</a>)  (See, also, a hula hoop  with video camera attached left on ground + Burning Man&#8217;s earnest sense of experimentation = <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea3RAkGqYC8">male lizard brain food</a>)</li>
<li><em>apiary &#8211; n.</em> collection of beehives (<a href="http://www.openthemagazine.com/article/international/honey-laundering">via</a>)</li>
<li>There once was a breed of dog called a turnspit, that was trained to work in the kitchen (okay, just to rotate a spittle over the fire, but still.) (<a href="http://www.ediblegeography.com/hot-dog/">via</a>)</li>
<li>PATENT OF THE MONTH: Patent No. 6,469 &#8211;  <a href="http://www.google.com/patents/US6469">Manner of Buoying Vessels over Shoals</a> - by Abraham Lincoln, yes that Abraham Lincoln (<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/columnist/vergano/2010-10-22-patent-innovation-Michel_N.htm">via</a>)<a href="http://www.google.com/patents/US6469?printsec=drawing#v=onepage&amp;q&amp;f=false"><img class="aligncenter" alt="lincoln patent" src="http://www.selfishcrab.com/blogapp/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/lincoln-patent-dwg-200x300.png" width="200" height="300" /></a></li>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 05:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I only listen to music for the inconsolable heart.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I only listen to music for the inconsolable heart.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 08:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finding Nemo holds up; Toy Story 3 does not.]]></description>
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