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		<title>Things I Learned: 2012-01</title>
		<description><![CDATA[mufti &#8211; n. dress [source] The store Target was a child company of Dayton&#8217;s Dry Goods, and went onto to dominate its parent. [source] At least 12 different academic studies say that sugar does not make children hyper. [source] Patent document of the month: the K-cup patent [source] Wikipedia article of the month: List of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2012/02/01/things-i-learned-2012-01/</link>
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		<title>Overheard on the F train</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guy: &#8220;Tara! You smell good. You smell like my friend&#8217;s mother.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2012/01/30/overheard-on-the-f-train/</link>
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		<title>Whoops</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whoops, I realize I&#8217;m behind on my What I Learned&#8217;s. Which is a shame because I learned a lot. I started dating someone worth mentioning in an oblique way on this blog, which is to say I save all my cleverness for her. Which leaves you, dear Reader, in a state of want. And for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2012/01/18/whoops/</link>
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		<title>Dialogue: Polar lounge</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Scene: in front of a manhattan bar. A line. Four dudes approach. Dude 1: Man, a sausage fest. Someone call Cheeks. He knows everyone. He&#8217;ll get us in. Dude 2: yeah. Dude 1: I smell Doritos. Dude 3: what. Dude 1: someone is eating Doritos. Me: I&#8217;m eating Doritos. Dude 1: light dinner, huh? Me: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2011/11/06/dialogue-polar/</link>
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		<title>Steve Jobs Remembrance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A list of my favorite links from the weeklong dirge for Steven P. Jobs. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs&#8217; joint interview at the All Things Digital conference.   Fascinating dynamics, and good history lessons from two landmark figures in personal computing. (2007).  An excerpt here, full video on official site: Steve Jobs narrates Apple&#8217;s &#8220;The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2011/10/13/steve-jobs-remembrance/</link>
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		<title>Things I Learned 2011-09</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wikipedia article complexity comparison of the month: Worm vs Computer worm vs Sandworm (Dune) The &#8220;Six Sigma&#8221; process was invited at Motorola. [source] deipnosophist &#8211; a person who is an adept conversationalist at table. [via M. Park] cloaca - the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal, reproductive, and urinary tracts of certain animal [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2011/10/04/things-i-learned-2011-09/</link>
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		<title>The Marriage Problem</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; the problem being: who do you marry? Since I live in a selfish self-centered crabby world, I generally think of the Marriage Problem as an extension of the Self Problem. That is, I think the process of finding a mate is an extension of the process of self awareness: What kind of person am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2011/10/01/the-marriage-problem/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seen in Park Slope: a young couple, pushing a baby stroller, talking about someone else&#8217;s baby.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2011/09/25/2639/</link>
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		<title>California</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The weather in the bay area has been 72 and sunny all week, and apparently it&#8217;s like this all year long. What kind of absurd place is this? No wonder every California kid I&#8217;ve ever met in NYC is butter soft, always complaining about stupid shit like how it&#8217;s raining, or how winter is cold. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2011/09/10/california/</link>
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		<title>Apple thoughts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[-I never understood the notion that Apple products are overpriced toys for the gullible and the fashionable. This seems naive to me. A computing product is not merely the sum of its parts, but how well they work together (ask anyone that&#8217;s tried to enable wireless on a laptop running Linux). You cannot disassemble an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2011/09/06/apple-thoughts/</link>
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