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		<title>poor barbri students</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year again.   My site is hitting over 300 views this week.  Incoming search terms are hilarious: barbri mini review ny mini review lakin barbri new york mini review ny mini review lakin worth it barbri lakin ny barbri ny lakin mini review barbri mini review lakin new york mini review [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[The heavy-weights (sans Ebert who appears to actually enjoy movies) are pushing back against the early critical and popular acclaim: A.O. Scott, NY Times:  &#8220;The accomplishments of “Inception” are mainly technical, which is faint praise only if you insist on expecting something more from commercial entertainment. That audiences do — and should — expect more [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2010/07/22/inception/</link>
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		<title>Green Horn mindcuss</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The new Green Hornet movie coming out has bewildered me.   Stop me when your mind is properly fucked: The adventure hero lead is a paunch-less Seth Rogen. Kato is played by Taiwanese singer Jay Chou .  JAY CHOU.  My last memory of Jay Chou is listening to his albums smolder quietly in the background [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2010/07/11/green-horn-mindcuss/</link>
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		<title>Human lessons: Doorways</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OKAY, I avoid people as much as the next smiley misanthrope, but if there&#8217;s one area of human interaction I have been forced to learn, it is doorways. Or rather, the rules of the doorway. Those fucking bottlenecks of space, where you are forced to face other members of the human race, those putrid oily [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2010/07/09/human-lessons-doorways/</link>
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		<title>World cup thought</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THOUGHT: I wonder if the difference between the nonchalance at which the soccer world confronted the stream of shit officiating and the outrage American fans feel has something to do with our culture&#8217;s strong rule of law. Do other countries accept unjustifiable rulings on the pitch because they&#8217;re used to corruption in their home countries? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2010/07/07/world-cup-thought/</link>
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		<title>Weddings 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I attended my second wedding of the season (well, two and a half, if you half heartedly half count the one I skipped for a funeral). Am I growing callow and dark or are these events becoming more rote? Part of me wants to say: Look, few aspects of modern life adhere to structured protocol [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2010/07/05/weddings-2010/</link>
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		<title>Things I Have Learned 2010-06</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whole Foods, that bastion of good green food, was founded in TEXAS!  (Austin, though) [source: Gita] Adventures in Comprehensiveness, Wikipedia: A List of Ethnic Slurs. Google generated $1.4 Billion of economic activity in NJ in 2009.  [source] mien &#8211; n.  air or bearing especially as expressive of attitude or personality [source] There is no such [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2010/06/30/things-i-have-learned-2010-06/</link>
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		<title>Review: Toy Story 3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Spoilers ahead: - The opening short, Day &#038; Night, was a very inventive use of 3D. Very innovative in concept, but i thought it was shallow on narrative. Still, a delight. - Best new character: English hedgehog in liederhosen. stole every scene he was in. - Worst schtick: Spanish Buzz Lightyear. Got huge laughs at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2010/06/20/review-toy-story-3/</link>
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		<title>Texas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seen: highway bill board. Says &#8220;Want Funeral Or Cremation? Then Call 1-800-DIGNITY&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2010/06/09/texas/</link>
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		<title>Things I Learned: 2010-05</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Marvin Gaye was shot to death by his own father in 1984. [more, source] The proper name for &#8220;wife beaters&#8221; are A-shirts [source] The World Metrological Society retires hurricane names after particular destructive or well-known occurrences (i.e. Katrina will never be used again) [source] The latest children&#8217;s fad is &#8220;SillyBandz&#8221;, an animal-shaped rubber band.  And [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.selfishcrab.com/2010/05/31/things-i-learned-2010-05/</link>
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