Here’s what some people had to say about Selfish Crab:
You don’t challenge yourself and you probably never will.
– High school sweetheart
When I met you, I initially thought you were much cooler than you are.
– College dormmate
You’ve been a cocky lil shit recently.
You’re going to be a good lawyer.
– a Citibank bank-teller
ur like a narrator of a fairy tale.