Testimonials
Here’s what some people had to say about Selfish Crab:
You don’t challenge yourself and you probably never will.
- High school sweetheart
When I met you, I initially thought you were much cooler than you are.
- College dormmate
You’ve been a cocky lil shit recently.
- Felicity
You’re going to be a good lawyer.
- a Citibank bank-teller
ur like a narrator of a fairy tale.
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