Testimonials

Here’s what some people had to say about Selfish Crab:

You don’t challenge yourself and you probably never will.

– High school sweetheart

When I met you, I initially thought you were much cooler than you are.

– College dormmate

You’ve been a cocky lil shit recently.

– Felicity

You’re going to be a good lawyer.

– a Citibank bank-teller

ur like a narrator of a fairy tale.

– sc